Doesn’t moving suck?
I spent my Saturday biking through the West Loop looking for potential places to live, but once I looked online I found that these apartments are expensive. I’m talking like $2,500 a month for a 2 bedroom/2 bathroom, expensive. Ouch.
Here is a money shot of the city:
I also saw this strange (and large) door with a monster peeking out, RANDOM…
Like, wtf IS that?!?!? I digress…
Anyway, my best girlfriends and I have decided that first, they will make a trip to Chicago in May and then we will all make a trip to NYC in July. The July trip will involve me hanging out by the pool with a bunch of models whilst in my bikini so I decided to start an online weight loss challenge to prepare for this
mortifying super fun event.
With the challenge in full swing, I have been keeping a close eye on what I eat. Today looked like this…
Breakfast: Spinach, carrot, banana, pineapple smoothie (est. 180 calories)
Lunch was a salad with spinach (again, ugh), walnuts, carrot sticks, beets and bleu cheese dressing (est. 400 calories)
Snacks: fat free cottage cheese with 3 strawberries and a red anjou pear (est. 230 calories)
Dinner was Kath’s Slow Cooker Chicken served with avocado, cilantro and sweet potato + kale on the side (est. 500 calories). I didn’t take a picture because hers would put my pictures to shame.
Daily totals amounted to about 1,300 calories. Since I worked out, this should be o-okay.
Whenever I am on a diet, this is what I’m constantly thinking about…
I don’t know why, but some of these internet memes get me every. single. time. Here are a few of my favorites.
GUYS! I am cracking up as I post this!!!!
Do you have any internet memes that make you die laughing?!?!?!
7 thoughts on “What I ate Wednesday and my favorite memes”
I didn’t know that we were starting this week. I will be planning & shopping (and starting) this weekend. I’ll be putting you girls to shame! Haha. The Walmart people make me laugh harder than anything-that’s definitely my favorite.
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No worries mom, you are signed up so you can start whenever you want. The sooner the better…if you really want to put us to shame!!!
Great food choices and as usual you are so funny! Love it:)
Ha! Thanks Lori…I hate eating this way but I gotta look banging in my bikini come July!!!
Can you add nina to the email list please. I think you might have already but she loves your blog and so do I. Dude, your diet looks awful. I am reading this will having my second bowl of my mother’s amazing rice pudding. At this rate its looking like I’m going to hide from all the cameras in July LOL
I just added her. OMG, you are too funny! But seriously though, rice pudding sounds amazing right now.
I’m glad I’m not the only one in Chicago drinking green smoothies! I haven’t tried putting pineapple in them, but I will have to try that one!